Herbal Essence 

While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.

Last night my girlfriend got a great herbal essence experience.

Herbal Essence by kumhearho September 11, 2010

herbal essence 

A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."

"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."

"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"

"No, but I did."

herbal essence by SBCP February 2, 2010

herbal essence 

the smell of marijuana

yo i want to smell that herbal essence; lets put that herbal essence in the air; revigerating

herbal essence by DeMCe JaK February 26, 2011

herbal essence 

that sticky-icky-icky... ohh wee! put it the de air!

i was burnin that herbal essence; it had me zooted!

herbal essence by vaguegus May 10, 2005

Herbal Essences 

Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.

John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"

Herbal Essences by Kelpy Gً October 23, 2019

herbal essences experience 

Getting freaky in the shower

I can't wait till I get to her house for that Herbal Essences Experience.

herbal essences experience by Steph I know you didn't just look this up June 11, 2006

herbal essences 

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.

(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.

herbal essences by Lorelili December 29, 2007