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"(henpai) is life and life is henpai" - Ose Makoto
henpai by peppergum2 October 14, 2021
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The one whose soul may freely at will ascend to the crypto realms. Sages worshipped by the ancient civilizations. The one with Tezos.

single: henpai
plural: Henpo
He collected so many OBJKTs he ascended to henpai state.
He studied the ancient crypto scrolls for many years in order to become henpai.
Henpai is the way to enlightement.
henpai by henpai henpai October 17, 2021
this is the best person to have sex with. All about the good shit in the bed like bondage, and if your just a vanilla well then still good. She is your girlfriend my guy
Daniel: Henpai is the best in the bed dude I swear.

Alex: That a gay ass lie. You know you only like her cause of the bondage.

Daniel: That's what makes it so good My dude.
henpai by Chell December 14, 2018

National Hentai Day 

May 6th we appreciate the art if hentai by sharing with other
Yo you ready to celebrate national Hentai day

hentaihaven 

many peoples main source of hentai

unfortunately it is no longer with us

nobody knows why it was taken down, It just happened
you: i think now's a good time to watch hentaihaven
google: yeah.. well about that..
hentaihaven by subtopewds December 20, 2018

Wholesome Hentai 

The best thing that humanity has ever created.

Hentai is a genre of anime/manga that involves pornographic content.
Wholesome hentai is a hentai with a heartwarming plot.
Weeb 1: I just read a really fucked up hentai, it scarred me.
Weeb 2: Go read some wholesome hentai on r/wholesehentai, that might cure you.
Wholesome Hentai by Bubblebody October 12, 2020
When you get really excited and misspell hentai.
Oh shit I wanna jerk to some henrai!
henrai by Wisp788 July 4, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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