Hempfield Area Highschool is a
school that openly welcomes students of 3 distinct types; white trailer trash heavily addicted drug addicts, normal people, and the stick up the ass rich people who refuse to be
friends with you based on outward appearance.
The
school is a complete dump, smells bad inside, and continues to fall apart every day. Instead of fixing the
school itself, the
school board decided to spend over 10 million on the reconstruction on a football field and field house, all for a football team that can't play football for shit, and win one damn game the entire season.
The teachers there can't teach to save their life. They just don't have the brain capacity to do so.
An everyday ritual is a fight in the cafeteria.
A bomb threat is called in at least once a month. Instead of sending the students home to prevent them from being killed, they evacuate the
school and put them on the bleachers outside . . . Where a bomb would most likely be placed underneath there.
You can listen to
music on your ipod in study hall. You can even choose to sleep. But you can't play games on your ipod. Wtf.
Your not allowed to hug anyone; its a pda thats considered by teachers on the level of
rape.
If your a freshman, your an automatic piece of shit.
If your a senior, you do what you want and just don't give a fuck.
The
school is just a hell hole that is sinking deeper and deeper.
"Wow
Drake, that girl I went on a
date with last night, she was really messed up."
"Oh jeese
Luke, sounds like she went to Hempfield."
