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hello peter 

peter griffin: holy crap im in fortnite! oh my gosh, this is so freakin epic!!!! holy crap, donald trump?
donald trump: hello peter, welcome to fortnite.

Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite 

"Um, it was actually what Donald Trump said to Peter Griffin, not Joe Biden. The other definition is wrong" 🤓
Holy Crap, Donald Trump or Joe Biden (I don't fucking know)

Hello Peter, Welcome to Fortnite.

hello Peter welcome to fortnite 

What joe Biden said when he met Peter Griffin for the first time

helly and peter 

the greatest 2 people to ever roam this earth. helly is the most beautiful person ever, meanwhile peter is very handsome. that’s what makes them so well together 🫶
helly and peter : “we are better than all you bitches
helly and peter by somebody!!! April 30, 2022
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019