heharr 

1.The distinct ability to see objects in multiple locations simultaniously.

2. A mongolian retard that remarkably resembles Saskwatch.

1.Damn dude, I just wanna heharr the fuck out of this titty bar!
2. You must have just woke up because you are looking like a friggin heharr!!

heharr by frenchphish May 5, 2005

Rolf Haharris

A strong alternative to lol, used in response to an extremely funny or witty joke. A play on the name of popular musician and entertainer Rolf Harris ('Rolf' being a corruption of 'rofl', while 'Haharris' combines 'Haha' with 'Harris').

Person 1: (Says something extremely funny)
Person 2: Rolf Haharris!

Rolf Haharris by Dixonbainbridge September 13, 2008

hearritability 

When the sound of someones voice makes you immediately angry and brings forth images of physical violence.

I walked in the place and heard his dumb ass talking and immediately my hearritability went dafuq up!

hearritability by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

hharrru 

a mf bitch who posts tiktok edits and loves his friends

"do you know hharrru on tiktok?"
"the mexican?"
"yeah, theyre my idol"
"idk them bro"

hharrru by hharrru July 29, 2021

hearrigation

A periodic warm-water flush of da auditory-canals to clean out all of da dried BS-residue dat has accumulated there from listening to politicians and neighborhood a**h**es spout their deceitful and/or self-serving rhetoric.

If you seem to be going deaf after having suffered through a myriad of boring or not-of-good-faith meetings/lectures, try asking your doctor to give you a good hearrigation first; it might just be gloobered-up vellus-hairs.

hearrigation by QuacksO February 11, 2025

Cupid's Hetarrow

A straight person who's always trying to set up their gay friends with every gay person they meet.

Straight friend: "I met a lesbian at the grocery store today. You two should go out"
Lesbian friend: "For the last time, I won't go out with just any gay person you meet. Stop being such a Cupid's Hetarrow"

Cupid's Hetarrow by pretentiouspasta September 11, 2016