heebery

n.: a derogatory term describing an act of cheapness, greed, or selfishness; often associated with jewbag.

"What the hell, Harvey, you have an entire bag of candy and I can only have two pieces? HEEBERY!"

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Mona eyed quite a lot of designer bags at the free spaghetti supper, and began to suspect heebery.

by Emmy Foofoo May 6, 2008

Herbery

Herbery is the study of marijuana and its respective components, be it wax, budder, hash, oils or edibles. Herbery's focus is not just on the effects of these substances upon the mental state, but also on methods of growth and cultivation of all matter containing THC.

"As a graduate from UCLA with a Ph.D. in Herbery, I consider myself a worthy judge concerning the dankness of your kush."

"Mergy Bergleson, a leading authority in the field of Herbery, has discovered that the purple in your bud is directly and proportionally related to the heaviness of the high."

by tokeyganjes January 28, 2013

Heeber

A mystical chant with no proper meaning, used generally in a group and chanted several times, in the dark (preferably the woods) to conjure spirits

Susan: Heeber Heeber!
Bob: Heeber heeber!

*ghost summons*

by Susan1285 August 30, 2010

Heeberhoober

1. Scottish person

2. Sound of Scottish person speaking

The Heeberhoober was frightened of the sunlight.

It's all just heeberhoober - couldn't understand a word.

by NigelLastword May 6, 2019

heeber hobber

the act of a gay man pulling another mans penis out of a third mans ass and proceeding to suck it clean before inserting it into a fourth mans ass

Mike is the best heeber hobber ever, there was none of Rob's shit on Frank's dick when he inserted it into Sprout's ass

by skeezer69 June 29, 2011

heebersheebergaben

the skin between the labia and the thigh

There was a tick on her heebersheebergaben.

by qwertyundying October 1, 2025