hedgerows 

slang for women's pubic hair, usually unshaven

Yo, the other day i saw Karen stepping out of the bath with hedgerows larger than WWII casualties.

hedgerows by jackb0i March 6, 2020

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW 

"A bustle in your hedgerow," the enigmatic line in Led Zep's "Stairway To Heaven" classic, has mystified music mavens for decades. Hopefully, the following will sprinkle a scintilla of elucidation and edification upon this cryptic conundrum.

A hedgerow is a hedge that surrounds many estates in Britain.

Bustle, or noise or activity, used in this sense, means a disturbance close to home. Something's happening in your world!

It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.

Spring cleaning is an old domestic ritual cleaning meant to do away with the troubles of the past year and prepare for the coming year, and often includes disposing of old, useless things that have been lying around.

The May Queen was a maiden chosen by a village to represent the hopes and potential for the coming year. She was a symbol of beauty, spring and new beginnings.

So here, as an analogy, the lyric refers to getting rid of old and outdated systems in order to allow progress to occur.

OR it can refer to menarche, or the first menstrual cycle, signifying that a girl is coming of age.

OR, it could mean that you have a fuckin' bee in your bonnet!

No example needed.

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW by weave January 8, 2004

hedgerow grumble 

British schoolboy term for a stash of porn found under a hedgerow. It is an ancient custom in Britain that once a jazz mag has come to the end of its life, the owner shall place it under a hedgerow so that it may be adopted by a new one.

Timmy: "Whacko Roger! Hit the blimmin' jackpot last night!"
Roger: "Oh do tell!"
Timmy: "Yes, found some cracking hedgerow grumble down Dale Lane!"
Roger: "Cripes! Better make sure your housekeeper doesn’t find it or there'll be no sherbet fountains for you, ho ho!"

hedgerow grumble by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005

hedgerow

A row of hedges. Sometimes replace a fence.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now. It's a just a spring clean the May queen.

hedgerow by JimmyJohnJohnRobert May 13, 2005

hedgehoes 

just like hedgehogs but girls decided to be quirky so they called themselves hedgehoes to be different💅
a hedgehoe is a hoe that doesn't shave and has a literal hedge and doesn't feel any shame about it whatsoever
hedgehoes also usually like oral sex regardless of the munch who's eating it getting her long thick pubes in his mouth

also guys why the fuck is watermelon sugar still trending for me

bob: she looks so cute gives he an innocent vibe
brad: this is not part of the conversation but who the fuck names their child brad
lee: idk man kinda looks like a hedgehoe

# hedgehoes

hedgehoes by revivecreampie February 2, 2023

Hedgehogs Head 

In your quest to find a toilet urgently, your poo might poke its head out like a hedgehog. At this point you must clench your cheeks to shove it back inside. It may then continuously pop its head out at ever increasing regularity. At this point you really should be near a loo.

Oh I really need a loo. I've got a hedgehogs head.

Hedgehogs Head by Spineoid June 9, 2018

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW 

A hedgerow can also refer to one's pubic hair, therefore a bustle in your hedgerow can mean to become sexually aroused.

John had a bustle in his hedgerow for Jane as soon as he saw her.

A BUSTLE IN YOUR HEDGEROW by Modshacker September 19, 2005