Heaze

Basically, a heaze is that one guy that exemplifies significant traits of somebody you would overly enjoy making fun of. Calling somebody a "heaze" makes it known to the people around your opinion on that "heaze" person with the use of one word.

Pronunciation:"Hchhh-eaze"

Have you met Darius? You know, that heaze that nobody likes.

by freeweezynow October 17, 2010

Healeish

Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.

"Have you seen what that healeish wanker has done?"

by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015

Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.

Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.

by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023

Heale

Contrary to some theories, this is not a British adaptation of the American pejorative cognomen heel. In the USA it means someone who is a bit of a petty jerkoff but in Britain it is applied to people who are total shits, the wasters, skates, snotrags and OICs who plague society like festering sores. The word is said to derive from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was first used by upper classes in the early twentieth century when it became fashionable for flappers to use ‘bad’ language. For a long time it was virtually unknown outside fashionable cliques like the Cliveden Set and was frequently used to describe people they didn't like. It wasn’t until comparatively recently that it became more widely known due to the internet and period dramas. More people began using it although there is still some confusion with the American insult heel. A rather snide use is to use it to refer to someone, knowing that they know what it means, or that it will get back to them, strangely it usually seems to be women who use it in this way.

“That vile creature Malcolm is trying to give Kim hell because he heard she called him a Heale.”
“The fact he’s having a hissy fit and she’s smiling makes me think she got it right.”

by AKACroatalin November 30, 2016

Hazel

Looks quiet and shy to strangers, but once you're familiar with her you'll know that she's really playful and outgoing... Always wanting to have fun and also rather pretty.

She's so hazel, and I like it!

by a piece of pie December 28, 2014

Hazel

A lovely girl with a bubbly personality! She is an amazing friend and is more likely to listen to your problems than to tell her own! Hazel is someone not to take for granted as she will be the best best friend you could ever ask for. She is very smart, sporty and artistic. Hazel is a friend to everyone but her closest friends are always the prettiest ones! This is because she doesn't believe she is beautiful too! She is an all round amazing person and you would be lucky to have know one.

Person 1: you see her, her names Hazel!
Person 2: yeh, she's always with the pretty girls.
Person 1: she belongs with them, she just doesn't realise it!

by the_friend_you_dont_notice May 19, 2013

Hazel Levesque

Badass daughter of pluto who has an adorkable relationship with Frank Zhang and will kick your weak motherfucker ass if you piss her off

Piper Mclean: Do I got the booty?
Hazel Levesque: Yeah you got the booty

by Jbro123 December 30, 2013