being so incoherently drunk that you can't remember a thing from the night. occassionally you may puke on someone/drunk text your mom. the worst kind of blackout imaginable.
"omg i was so heathered last night i texted my mom and told her i was blacked out! shes gonna fuckin killlll me"

" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."
by howayou_alice February 22, 2010
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The state of being so lonely and so insecure, due to lack of esteem, that you will date/marry or have sex with anyone. You dont care whether or not it is bad for you, but only how "good" it feels to have somebody you think is compatible with you and likes you for yourself. You deceive yourself into thinking that this person makes you happy, when in reality it's only the feeling of love that makes you happy. Instead of waiting for the right person to come along, you settle for someone who is much less ideal for you and can make your life even more miserable.
I feel so bad for Donnie right now. He is such a good guy, but just heathered right now.
by yo yo yiggity yo2 April 22, 2011
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The name Heather refers to a song by Conan Gray. In the song, the person he has a crush on doesn’t like him back because they like Heather. He says that he wishes he were Heather because everybody always seems to like her. When someone says that you’re Heather, they mean that everybody can’t help but like you.
She’s the Heather of her school
I wish I was a Heather
by Ms537 August 15, 2020
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someone who is prettier than you . More talented , Amazing and every guy would get down on their knees for her.
"she's a heather"
"she's the school's heather"
"My Sister is a HEATHER and im a rat."
by itsthenotbeingaheatherforme August 20, 2020
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a girl that everyone wants to be/look like/act like. “a heather” is said most commonly in conan gray’s song “Heather” which describes someone basically being jealous of a girl named heather.
maddie is such a heather, she is so pretty and fashionable and funny.
by harrystylin0 August 15, 2020
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Heather is beautiful, honest, down to earth and straight-up unbelievable. She likes keeping to herself and usually doesn’t let people into her life, her private life is known only by a lucky few. And if you’re lucky enough to get to know heather, you’re in for a treat. Her eyes are like the Caribbean, she’s a woman you can’t get out of your mind once you’ve met her and you can’t live without once you know her. Once you’ve kissed her you’re hooked. She has many boys wanting her but she’ll only go for someone who is a challenge to her. She’s not a whore but definitely not innocent, she will blow you mind in bed and really knows how to seduce a guy and turn them on to the point where it’s almost painful. She doesn’t fall in love easily but when she does she falls hard and deep and she’ll stay by you forever, but if you break her heart she may not be very forgiving. She's much underappreciated until you realize what she actually does for everyone. She loves books, classical music, she’s a good cook and a wonderful mother. Defiantly someone to hold on to.
i can't stop thinking about Heather...
by ladyyy May 30, 2014
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A mean girls movie but with death. Lots of death
Jean; Heathers is my favorite movie
by FrozenKate14 April 22, 2017
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