The act of concealing your handgun under your car seat. The car manufacturer Audi, and a few others placed a built in compartment underneath the driver and passenger seats for storing items. This compartment can be used to store your firearm.
Example 1. "You better watch yourself tryin' to run up on them after bouncin' from the club, I heard they got the heated seats"
Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
Example 2. "Me and my boy both keep our burners under our seats, xd40 n glock 40, we got the heated seats baby!"
by seat heater April 17, 2011
Brendan: I was at work early this am and hardly anyone was in the office, though when I went to take a dump, I found the seat was warm.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
Frank: Man, what are the odds. There are four stalls and you chose the one with the heat seat.
Brendan: ya, not great way to start my day. I was simply finishing my coffee.
by the comand'r October 15, 2016
The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.
Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.
by MinyMink May 04, 2025