The residual warmth left over on a toilet seat after a man or woman has taken a crap, and or mearly sat there undressed for a period of time. The life force that sustains warm seat warriors.
When I sat down on the bowl I was pleasently surprised (disgustingley horrified) by the residual man heat left by my roommate.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'