a heart sparkle is like having a crush, but it’s not that far yet. when you’re starting to talk to someone and think you might like them, but don’t necessarily have a full-on crush it’s a heart sparkle.
A fluttery feeling in your heart akin to finding diamonds after a while of strip-mining. You might feel a heartsparkle when seeing your crush, petting your dog, or just enjoying your life enough to get giddy about it.
Hey have you seenBethany today? Yes, she always gives me a little heartsparkle.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.