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South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.
Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

The southward head snapper 

the girl is hanging by her knees from a chin up bar as she suck you off and you eat her out (like an inverted 69). as she reaches her orgasm, her legs come up causing her to slip off the bar. As she dose this with nothing to grab on to she instinctively clenches her teeth down on your dick, biting the head off you cock then proceeds falling to crack scull open.
you- dude, me and my girlfriend had to go to the hospital last night after our inverted 69 sesh.

friend- wait you mean.

you- ya the southward head snapper

Southern Head 

I have a big old southern head and I regretfully think with it more than my brain.
Southern Head by PartyMonkey2000 December 29, 2022

headmouth 

someone that gives 'head / brain / oral' to RANDOM ppl that they are NOT going out with
person 1: shes a headmouth you know
person 2: you sure
person 1: yeh she gave me and my cousin head yesterday
headmouth by Koozee April 30, 2008

headmouth 

are you a headmouth?
headmouth by Tonyt October 11, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026