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Head Jacks 

Giving Oral Sex to Male from Female or Receiving Oral Sex from Female to Male..(Female giving to Male) In other words getting some Dome or Head or Brain.
Man, last night I picked up this chick at the Bar and took her to my car and she gave me Head Jacks.

The other day my ol' lady gave me some Chilly Head Jacks!
Head Jacks by Bryan13 August 1, 2008

jacks head 

a simile to refer to a large object
the size of the mountain i climbed it was almost the size of jacks head!

big head jackson 

Aaron: Dude, how much did that t-shirt cost you?
Tim: I dropped a big head jackson on it.
Aaron: That's not worth a big head jackson.
big head jackson by Joe McC. August 22, 2009

Jack Head 

Can be of male or female gender.

One who thinks he/she is super great and attractive and must be idolized. Very selfish. Their head is so humongous that it cannot fit through a doorway. Comes on suddenly. Usually induced by alcohol. Includes a jumbo full teeth smile that is very phony. Lives a lifestyle which includes champagne wishes and caviar dreams on a beer budget. Always overshadows their mate. Is often seen as a family trait.

Can also be a verb: jackheadness
OMG look at that guy that thinks he is so great, he has his Jack Head on

My husband is being a Jack Head

He was talking to that girl with his jackheadness

headjack 

in football when a player if facemasked, and his head is trusted backwards.
commentator 1: "did you see that face mask?!"
Commentator 2: "yeah, it was a total headjack - he could have got whiplash"
headjack by Lauren December 28, 2005

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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