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He-MS
Carl: Hey Steve, how was your day today
Steve: Fucking bullshit, my boss made me fax 20 sheets and i spilled coffee on my new Italian shoes. Also, my co-workers are so damn chirpy and so annoying and the computer was being a bitch and i'm sick of all this Recession shit and (continues bitching and moaning)
Carl: You got a real case of He-MS going, don't you?
Steve: Fuck you
Steve: Fucking bullshit, my boss made me fax 20 sheets and i spilled coffee on my new Italian shoes. Also, my co-workers are so damn chirpy and so annoying and the computer was being a bitch and i'm sick of all this Recession shit and (continues bitching and moaning)
Carl: You got a real case of He-MS going, don't you?
Steve: Fuck you
He-MS
1] the male equivalent of PMS
2] a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men
2] a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men
"Man, what's up with Brad? He's wearing sweatpants and glaring at everyone."
"Oh yea he's just He-MSing, he couldn't zip up his jeans and has been cranky all week."
"Oh yea he's just He-MSing, he couldn't zip up his jeans and has been cranky all week."
He-MS by Cole and Kim December 14, 2007
He.M.S.
David: "Damn, what the hell is wrong w/ AP today? He's being a total ass!"
Andrew: "Dude, I know. He's been He.M.S.-ing all week."
Andrew: "Dude, I know. He's been He.M.S.-ing all week."
He.M.S. by Couzin and Cuz November 26, 2007
He-M.S
He-M.S by Frankietown December 9, 2008
HEMSY
HEMSY is commonly known as the creater of the universe and is the God of the everexpanding religion known as HEMSYISM
HEMSY by StormCooper1056 October 23, 2018
Chris Hemsworth
A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men gay and gay women straight just by looking at him.
Chris Hemsworth by cloudstorm November 25, 2017
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