He-MS

The male version of PMS. When a male is being really bitchy and/or having mood swings.

Carl: Hey Steve, how was your day today

Steve: Fucking bullshit, my boss made me fax 20 sheets and i spilled coffee on my new Italian shoes. Also, my co-workers are so damn chirpy and so annoying and the computer was being a bitch and i'm sick of all this Recession shit and (continues bitching and moaning)

Carl: You got a real case of He-MS going, don't you?

Steve: Fuck you

He-MS by KingRahul February 22, 2011

He-MS

1] the male equivalent of PMS
2] a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men

"Man, what's up with Brad? He's wearing sweatpants and glaring at everyone."

"Oh yea he's just He-MSing, he couldn't zip up his jeans and has been cranky all week."

He-MS by Cole and Kim December 14, 2007

he ms 

Male form of PMS. Occurs most often at that time of the month (rent is due, term paper due).

OMG watch out for Julian, he's got severe he ms.

he ms by He ms November 20, 2007

He.M.S. 

Male equivalent of the female's P.M.S.

David: "Damn, what the hell is wrong w/ AP today? He's being a total ass!"
Andrew: "Dude, I know. He's been He.M.S.-ing all week."

He.M.S. by Couzin and Cuz November 26, 2007

He-M.S

When a guy is PMS-ing. When he is acting like a bitch.

Frank: Shut up Perry you don't know shit!
Perry: Dude chill-out, you're He-M.S-ing!

He-M.S by Frankietown December 9, 2008

HEMSY 

HEMSY is commonly known as the creater of the universe and is the God of the everexpanding religion known as HEMSYISM

HEMSY created all life

HEMSY by StormCooper1056 October 23, 2018

Chris Hemsworth

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men gay and gay women straight just by looking at him.

Steve: “I’m going to marry Chris Hemsworth!l

Jim: “But you’re straight!”

Steve: “Not any more.”

Chris Hemsworth by cloudstorm November 25, 2017