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The male version of PMS. When a male is being really bitchy and/or having mood swings.
Carl: Hey Steve, how was your day today

Steve: Fucking bullshit, my boss made me fax 20 sheets and i spilled coffee on my new Italian shoes. Also, my co-workers are so damn chirpy and so annoying and the computer was being a bitch and i'm sick of all this Recession shit and (continues bitching and moaning)

Carl: You got a real case of He-MS going, don't you?

Steve: Fuck you
by KingRahul February 03, 2011
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to inflict injury on another individual.
That kid was talking so much I had to hem him up.
by spenbizzy September 07, 2003
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to be caught up in and cant get loose
She had me all hemmed up in that stank house with aunt roberta.
by pam September 28, 2003
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When a guy is PMS-ing. When he is acting like a bitch.
Frank: Shut up Perry you don't know shit!
Perry: Dude chill-out, you're He-M.S-ing!
by Frankietown December 06, 2008
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A shortened version of "ahem".
Nice, Jimmy Rollins is, hem, up... the Phillies are, hem, sure to tie the game.
by Smocko September 18, 2004
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1 the male equivalent of PMS
2 a state of irritability, moodiness, and occasional bloating that occurs only in men

"Man, what's up with Brad? He's wearing sweatpants and glaring at everyone."

"Oh yea he's just He-MSing, he couldn't zip up his jeans and has been cranky all week."
by Cole and Kim November 16, 2007
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