hayzo

A rare specimen that only exists in school. He has never been spotted outside the grounds of school. He is extremely charming and the ‘h’ can often be swapped with a ‘g’. It is also understood that he is a raging alcohol because of his abusing YOUNGER BROTHER

Hayzo is in hospital, we should be worried

by Major man minor schlong November 23, 2021

Haytonism

Noun: a baseless opinion stemming from lack of knowledge and research in a field, doubled down on by the one making the claim even despite overwhelming facts against it. Named after BBC journalist Bill Hayton who makes claims such as "there was no word in the Chinese language for 'territory' until the 19th century."

A: Man, I read this book, it claims there was no word for "territory" in the Chinese language until the 19th century.

B: Bruh, that's such a stupid haytonism, damn clown whoever wrote that. The Chinese word for "territory" can be found in sources from the 11th century BC.

by IamHanFei January 15, 2021

haydon school

The shittest school ever and most ppl there are wankers

Haydon school has the moistest teachers

by Abdel March 5, 2015

hayloft

code for questioning your gender or identifying as they/them (from mother mothers song)

“yeah ive been listing to hayloft by mother mother recently”

by beanasf December 12, 2020

Hattori Hanzo

Also known as Masashige. The son of a certain Hattori Yasunaga, Hanzo, who would earn the nickname 'Devil Hanzo', served Tokugawa Ieyasu loyally and usefully. His nickname - Devil Hanzo - was not only to pay homage to his skills but also to distinguish him from another Tokugawa 'ninja', Watanabe Hanzo. Hattori, who fought his first battle at the age of 16, went on to serve at Anegawa (1570) and Mikatagahara (1572), but his most valuable contribution came in 1582, following Oda Nobunaga's death. At that time Tokugawa and his retainers had been staying near Ôsaka and learned of the assassination only just in time to avoid being detained by Akechi Mitsuhide's troops. But they were by no means out of the woods. Mikawa was still a long way away, and Akechi men would be combing the roads for them. At this point, Hanzo suggested that they take a route through Iga province, as he had ties with the samurai there. In addition, Ieyasu had sheltered survivors from Nobunaga's bloody invasion of that province in 1580 and those who knew of this would certainly be well disposed to offer assistance. Honda Tadakatsu sent Hanzo on ahead, and, as hoped, the Iga men agreed not only to guide them along back roads, but also to provide them with an escort. At length, Tokugawa and his band returned to Mikawa safely. The same could not be said for Anayama Beisetsu, a recent Tokugawa addition who had insisted on taking a different route.

Hattori Hanzo is one of the most famous Ninja's in history.

by I hate bad grammar. April 24, 2004

Hanzo-main

An Overwatch player who refuses to pick any hero other than Hanzo. These players are hated by the community and are seen as toxic. Most Hanzo mains are really bad at the game, they act like that because they have no friends and none of their family members care about them, so they lash out on people online because there are no repercussions to their actions.

The Hanzo-main is throwing the game, he hasn't gotten a single kill all game.

by 10quid January 4, 2017

hayao miyazaki

he is the most amazing animator ever, and the god of anime. he made movies such as Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke and more. you NEED to watch his movies, I'm not even kidding here.

hayao miyazaki rules!

by chocolate fingers August 14, 2006