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Having Sex 

Doing laundry.
Got so much dirty sex around the house... Gonna be having sex this weekend.
Having Sex by donnya June 28, 2021

having sex 

Im having sex with my friend, "aahhh" it's so good.
having sex by Flimsssyyy April 15, 2021

Having Sex 

A guy and a girl creating a child

He slipped his rock hard cock into her cum-covered pussy. She audibly moans. "HARDER" she yells while he is playing with her large tits. He pushes and they both take a break. Later, she is in the shower. He enters undressed and hears a gasp.She seductively takes of her clothes so she is just in her panties. He takes them off. They both energetically make out and he doesn't waste any time and inserts his hard dick into her pussy and then she screams. They both pause. "Round two?" He says. He puts his dick back in and caresses her body.
2 people were having sex

having sex with harry potter 

What Alice wants to do everyday in her dreams.
having sex with harry potter in my dreams.

Having sex with a muffin 

1 - to BLOW a muffin in the region were bursts of fecal matter EXPLODE OUT LIKE PEICES OF FUCKING CRAP see dace

2 - TO HAVE FUCKING SEX WITH A FUCKING MUFFIN...like that dude whom jirks his girk in science class...see dace again

3 - To Have intercourse WITHTHE FUCKING UGLY CHICK IN THE FUCKING HOLE SCHOOL...like ANDREW LAFRAGGAY..,FCKING IDOIT
1 FUCKING A MUFFIN
2 FUCKING A MUFFIN
3 LAFRIENYAH is fucking a muffin AKA JEN YOU HORE
Having sex with a muffin by Bob Dog November 3, 2004

Having Sex With A Turkey

Having sex with an inexperienced partner.
She couldn't figure out which leg to lift. It was like having sex with a turkey.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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