having a bubble

Cockney rhyming slang for 'having a laugh' (bubble = bubble bath)

You want £20 for this piece of junk? You must be having a bubble mate!

by Celidwen November 12, 2013

Have bored

The opposite of "Have Fun". This term is used when a friend or someone is going to do something you and they know is boring, or you simply think it's boring.

Nadira: I'm going to go watch some 40's movies with no sounds or color.
You: Have bored.

by Emnesity November 30, 2009

having a pregnant

Freaking out, or being surprised and upset, or generally being caught off guard by worrisome events.

He was having a pregnant when his rear tire blew out on the freeway.

I had a pregnant when I found out our term paper was due yesterday.

by enyoron June 21, 2010

I have THIS!

A simple, but versatile phrase used to introduce a bad-ass possession, especially in a troublesome situation where said possession will have great effect. Also quite useful when you simply want to "one-up" someone by having a more bad-ass version of their object.

It is very important to speak the phrase slowly while emphasizing "this," because it sounds more bad-ass that way.

Originally used by Barry Burton in Resident Evil. After giving Jill ammo for a grenade launcher, Jill asks Barry what he has for a weapon. Barry responds "I have THIS!" while proudly raising his .357 Magnum Colt Python, which is both a bad-ass gun in the game and real life.

Barry: It's REALLY powerful, especially against living things! Better take it with you! *gives launcher ammo*

Jill: But how about you, Barry?

Barry: I have THIS! *raises Python*

Bob: I got this thirty of Budweiser. I'm gonna get more fucked up than you!

John: I doubt it, because I have THIS! *holds up bottle of Jägermeister*

Joe: Man, these fucking weeds out back are as big as trees! I can't even drive the mower INTO them, let alone MOW them!

Jeff: No problem, man. I have THIS! *activates flamethrower*

by Yeret July 13, 2015

Have a chill

to relax; chill out

Brody Jenner says he'd rather have a chill than get married.

Guy 1: Let's rage tonight!
Guy2: I had a rough day at work, man, I'm gonna have a chill.

by slim415 December 2, 2009

Have the carpenters in

To have an erection in ones trousers.

The male equivalent of having the painters in.

Dude, I can't stand up, a hot girl just walked past and now I have the carpenters in.

by c10v3r August 18, 2011

Have a Snickers

It means your being a total unreasonable bitch or asshole, and that you need to go do something that will put yourself out of the current situation.

Why is everyone on Facebook today posting all these stupid annoying things? Here, have a Snickers! What the hell crawled up her butt?

by Have a Snickers May 2, 2014