Definitions by slim415
Last morning
Somewhere between 'last night' and 'this morning'; When you're up so late that you don't go to bed until after the sun has come up.
Bro 1: You should have gone home with that girl last morning.
Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.
Bro 2: Not a chance, bro. I can't get my freak on when the birds are chirping.
Last morning by slim415 December 15, 2009
Purple Jesus party
A party in which a wine-based punch is served in large quantities. The partygoers' lips are purple and the first words to be uttered the following morning are "Jesus, I'm never drinking again."
Guy 1: We should hit up Kenny's Purple Jesus party tonight.
Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
Guy 2: Meh, I've gotta work tomorrow. The last thing I need is a purple mouth and a mean hangover.
Purple Jesus party by Slim415 December 20, 2008