Have my babies

An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.

It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)

"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."

"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."

"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"

Have my babies by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 12, 2021

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Have my babies

- What you say to someone who is full of epic win and you've run out of internets.

- You can sometimes give internets and babies if so you wish.

Person 1: (Says something full of win)
Me: Here, have some internets.
~Later~
Person 2: (Says something full of win)
Me: Oh, I've run out of internets. Have my babies.

Have my babies by ICallForAnEpicPie October 31, 2008

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can have my babies

The act of wanting to have rigorous sex to the point of having children with someone/someones

Every whore at a club: "omg that guy can have my babies"

can have my babies by Quint1990 October 4, 2015

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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