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kevin häusermann 

Beauty in person. Famous Person in Switzerland with a huge cock. All the bitches loves him.
Kevin Häusermann isch eifach saulit und Noel en spassti.
kevin häusermann by 21fuxx January 4, 2017

Haussmann Table Saw 

A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.
"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"

"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"

"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"

Megan Hauserman 

A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.
Follow megan hauserman on twitter, Twitter.com/meganhauserman .
Megan Hauserman by Bluejays12 November 22, 2009

Habermanning 

Focusing on an irrelevant detail during a major event in an attempt to obfuscate.
She was Habermanning when she examined the armed man's shoewear as he violently attacked the Capitol
Habermanning by dudeandhow July 21, 2022

jackie habermann 

a girl who loves her family more than her own life
I would be like jackie habermann if it was my family.
jackie habermann by itjustis April 27, 2017