haul ass

To move fast and work rapidly, or to deliver hookers to their customers.

Oh man, it's 10:45! I gotta haul ass!

That pimp makes money hauling ass.

by Skelwor August 14, 2009

haul balls

To travel as fast as possible, usually on a bicycle.

I am going to have to haul balls to get to work on time.

by alany678591 March 18, 2016

keel haul

A punishment for sailors, in which the sailor is tied up and hauled under the ship along the entire length of the keel resulting in many scrapes, cuts and slivers.

A good keel Haulin' will straighten out that lazy cabin boy.

by Nuculus September 30, 2006

haul water

To perform menial or trivial services for one's superiors, with the implication that the agent is capable of doing nothing more significant.

Alderman "X" does not seem concerned with his constituents; what he does best is haul water for the administration.

by al-in-chgo July 23, 2016

Jew-Haul

When you promptly attend events that give out free items and foods and also take extras with you so you can haul it home.

Daniel came to the event and Jew-Hauled everything. There was nothing left for us to eat.

by Bernish December 12, 2015

LT Hauled

When a girl tricks a man into impregnating her by somehow representing that she cannot currently become pregnant because of birth control, etc.

I can't believe that chick LT Hauled Tom, he's gonna have to take care of that kid for the rest of his life.

by Jonny OneTime May 11, 2010

monty haul

A derogatory term for a tabletop RPG that is far too easy and therefore poses no challenge to its players, usually a 'Monty Haul' game quickly becomes boring once it's players become the most powerful things in the game world.
Named for the host of "the Price is Right" a TV quiz show.

"This adventure is a bit of a Monty Haul, I cant remember the last time I was even wounded."

by Aedwynn July 12, 2005