Definitions by HatScholar88

hatism

A satirical mock-religion founded on the central belief that everything is a hat. Followers, known as Hatists, hold that every object — from teacups to galaxies — has an inherent hat-nature, revealed by placing it upon the head (a sacred practice called Donning). The Ancient Order of Hatism is the original custodian of the term and the only sanctioned use of the word.

Dave put a colander on his head at the dinner table and announced he'd converted to Hatism. His mum left the room, but the dog seemed to understand.

hatism by HatScholar88 May 7, 2026