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The athletic director at your school who is female and straight, yet is very masculine and single. She may also live alone with various animals (mainly cats and dogs).
Dave: Wow. Is it just me, or is Coach Arledge really manly? She almost seems like a lesbian.
Mike: No. She's just a Haithcock.
Haithcock by M.J. Lazzeri December 14, 2008
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hatcockly 

The word result of a selection of letters given in an offset team speak.

Also worth 24 points in a game of scrabble.
Chatcock... Chatcockly... Hatcockly!
hatcockly by squishy001 November 22, 2010

hatecock 

A middle aged soccer mom who recently discovered her insatiable love for the female vagina.
“Yeah did you hear about Beckah? She’s totally a hatecock now!”
hatecock by Thomas5211 November 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026