hat hole 

An unreasonable person.

"Stop being such a hat hole, Victor"

hat hole by lsaero August 4, 2005

Happy Hole Hat 

To stick ones hands up anothers bum hole, spread it out, and put it over your head thus resembling a hat

dude when i happy hole hatted ben his asshole started to bleed

Happy Hole Hat by Zamik Aramath December 29, 2010

Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

The act of penetrating and ejaculating in a woman’s vagina, anus and mouth in a single sexual session. A more difficult. version of Three Hole Goal.

Max wanted to take the Three Hole Goal to a whole new level when you ejaculatef in his girlfriend’s vagina, ass and mouth in a matter of hours thus completing the Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

Three Hole Goal Hat Trick by Kim Maxwell March 6, 2018

holey hat trick 

Having oral, vaginal, and anal sex in the same encounter.

How did it go with that girl last night?

I pulled the holey hat trick!

holey hat trick by Fat Magnus December 9, 2014