hassle burger 

noun Slang. a situation, task, etc., that seems difficult or frustrating.

With no sleep last night, I'll be eating a hassle burger today.

hassle burger by coworkers minus the "co" April 17, 2023

Hassle burger 

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

Hassle burger by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Hassle burger 

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

Hassle burger by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Hasselburger 

(n.) A cheeseburger eaten off of the floor while drunk. This is derived from the famous David Hasselhoff cheeseburger video.

"Are you going to stop drinking, dad?"
"I'll be fine, just let me finish my Hasselburger."

Hasselburger by Ricky Bobby Lee October 9, 2011