haschmammmmered

Term used by East Coast yuppies to describe a state of total and undeniable inebriation, usually induced by abnormal combinations of beverages.

“OMG!!! We spent 4 hours drinking mimosas at brunch and then we went to the bar for $2 vodka rails, and THEN we decided that it would be a good idea to go to the club down the street and play flip-cup for a few hours. I swear that we were totally haschmammmmered!”