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Hartville

Hartville is a tiny town in northeast Ohio. It has cows, big trucks, and dumb rednecks roaming the streets all hours of the day. While not known for anything, we do have the hartville kitchen and the hartville market place. Also a new lumber store. All of those buildings are HUGE. Also the home of Lake highschool. Which is a cesspool of drugs and pregnant spoiled farm girls. There's rich people, poor people, and normal people. Over all its an alright place. Just too many tractors.
Yo I'm headin to Hartville to get a cow and some heroin, wanna join?
by aleks1 May 24, 2012
mugGet the Hartvillemug.

Hartville,Ohio

A boreing town in the middle of fuckin nowhere where a bunch Radical christains forceing their religon down kids throughts very few things have come out of this hell hole.
Hey man you ever been to Hartville,ohio?

No

DON"T GO THERE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE!
by Johnter January 27, 2010
mugGet the Hartville,Ohiomug.

Hartville, Ohio

A shitty town in Ohio, where religion is shoved down your throats, people act like bad shit never happens and the schools force politics and non educational beliefs onto their students. Practically a wealthier, and more shadowed version of Greensburg.
Me: Hey, did you see the 4 heroin overdoses in the past week?

Friend: What?! No, of course not. What’s heroin? I’ve never heard of it. Hartville, Ohio is a good place, what even are drugs? *goes and smoke a doob in the bathroom*
by PhatWeiner96 May 18, 2018
mugGet the Hartville, Ohiomug.

hartville mo

literally ass. full of druggies and farmers. hate it here this place is miserable. the town is way too small and the cops are shitheads
Yo you been to hartville mo? That place is ass!
by ahgava October 4, 2021
mugGet the hartville momug.

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