hard start

Beginning to masturbate without and erection.

Dude I don't know how you can jerk off right after seeing your grandma

Just gotta give it a hard start man

by Blaidd Du March 6, 2016

suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.

Gib sucks hard like the starting line.

by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019