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2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

hardboiled eggs 

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his sperm count before going on an all week-end bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets Hardboiled Eggs, which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).
Paul hardboiled his eggs, so that on his 3 day fuck fest, he did'nt have to wear a rubber, and therefor, did'nt have to worry about getting Sally and Crystal pregnant.

hardboiled eggs 

Longdale's balls

Hardboiled eggs > Naru
Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.
hardboiled eggs by Anonymous February 22, 2003
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026