Hard as Tits 

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

Hard as Tits by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

hard as tits 

Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

hard as tits by Ben doooooood December 19, 2007

Hard as tits 

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

Hard as tits by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011

these fishsticks are hard as tits 

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

these fishsticks are hard as tits by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007