Hard as Tits

Desciribes the hardness or fortitude of an object or person(makes you wonder who's tits they're feeling).

"Goddamnit! These fishsticks are hard as tits!"

Hard as Tits by megaman and bass December 11, 2007

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hard as tits

Describes the strength, fortitude, or solidity of an object.

Goddamn it, these fish sticks are hard as tits.

hard as tits by Ben doooooood December 19, 2007

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Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

Hard as tits by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011

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these fishsticks are hard as tits

extreme expression of dissaproval; derived from the tourettes guy

one day billy bob gets fired and exclaims:'these fishsticks are hard as tits!!"

these fishsticks are hard as tits by ninjamann13 June 27, 2007

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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