Someone who is incredibly retarded. Often their hair falls out in clumps, because they "wear a hat too often."
by MissMikkyy November 12, 2011
When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011