2 definitions by MissMikkyy

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.
DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!
by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011
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Someone who is incredibly retarded. Often their hair falls out in clumps, because they "wear a hat too often."
Man, that Austin kid is such a Fuckface McGee
by MissMikkyy November 12, 2011
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