Harboring a Wookie

Having an overabundance of body and/or facial hair.

<Zeke> OMG I just cleaned out my shaver: it looks like I was harboring a Wookie!

by carrieparker November 15, 2007

Harboring A Wookie

Straining on the toilet to release an over-sized piece of crap causing you to exclaim "wraaaaaauuuugh" (meaning "Mommmmy!" in Kashykk-speak); when the offending fecal matter is finally released and inspected before flushing, it is covered in ripped out butt-hairs.

From the WC: "Wraaaaaauuuuuugh!!!!"
Joe: "Hey, is that Bob in there?"
Betsy: "Oh, yeah, sounds like he is Harboring a Wookie again...maybe he needs a laxative?"

by ChewbaccaPooey May 6, 2009

harboring a wookie

When a guy has an excessive amount of unflattering facial or body hair.

Oh my GOD, Zeke's growing a beard ... he looks like he's harboring a wookie.

by carrieparker December 30, 2008