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Nappy Happy

Married's who just can't help themselves but take their whinging offspring everywhere they go.

Specifically: quiet pubs, cosy restaurants and a plethora of other entirely unsuitable places.

They frequently bore everyone to death with their endless tales about their newborn(s) futile antics, but can't understand why you couldn't give a damn and not inconsequentially, saved up to come here for your anniversary/first date and would like them to leave asap FFS!!!

This transformation afflicts strangers (and former friends), who subsequently become increasingly insufferable, whilst longing for the life you have & hoping to make you suffer for it any way they can.

The absolute truth is that whilst you rock the mic, they're picking sh*t from under their fingernails. Eugh! They call it natural, we know it's nasty.
Bringing a toddler to a pub, is like taking a ghetto blaster to a library.

Damn those Nappy Happy fools!

nappy happy

as happy as a kid who just has had his nappy changed.
The time spent on the beach was awesome....i feel nappy happy every time i remember it.
nappy happy by bangmyshoe May 7, 2011

happyhappyjoyjoy 

Song by Stinky Whizzleteats, in the Ren and Stimpy episope with the Happy Helmet. Also the mating call of the crocostimpy. See: ren and stimpy
"I TOLD YOU I'D SHOOT! BUT YOU DIDN'T BELEIVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME! Happy, happy, joy, joy, happy, happy, joy, joy...."

happygappy 

Happygappy means someone with a gap in their teeth, who necessarily has a bright happy personality. So technically a nickname.
1. Hey happygappy how's your day been.
happygappy by Scarlybear May 13, 2016

nippy hippy 

a girl who accepts everyone and loves herself NO MATTER WHAT, she doesn't give a fuck but is also the nicest person. SHe wildin.
nippy hippy by sailingcrew April 6, 2017

happyhappy 

Best bandcamp and Spotify artist ever
Dude how do you not know of happyhappy lol
happyhappy by Yetis that fetus February 14, 2022