Happy Birthday 

Happy Birthday to anyone who's bored enough to look up happy birthday on their birthday...

Birthday girl: I'm so bored, I'm gonna look up happy birthday on urban dictionary.

Happy Birthday by Ica May 29, 2013

happy birthday 

I would define you the song,
but it's unfortunately copyrighted.

small, innocent child: happy birthday to you..

corporate: hey! bad child!

happy birthday by Clark Buck January 22, 2008

happy birthday 

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

happy birthday by Me. October 10, 2004

Happy Birthday 

9 months before this date, your parents decided to have unprotected sex

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. happy sex day to your parents!

Happy Birthday by skank-a-ma-phone March 15, 2011

Happy birthday 

Happy birthday

Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)

You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”

“Happy birthday”

Happy birthday by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018

happy birthday 

when you flash an attractive person, show your goodies, free the nip. a free gift for someone you’re trying to impress. just life your shirt and there you go.

OMG there’s adam driver!!!
i’m gonna pull a happy birthday, that will get his attention.

happy birthday by mr.worldwide_305 August 15, 2021

Happy Birthday 

A wish you give to someone you want to wish someone to enjoy the day of their birth, and celebrate another year of life.

Person 1: Happy birthday Emy!

Happy Birthday by KingLobster77 August 28, 2021