Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Hanwen
~The nicest sister anyone could every have
~Funny lady
~Very good at managing her money
~Always have a smile on her face
~Mini Cooper Lover
~Funny lady
~Very good at managing her money
~Always have a smile on her face
~Mini Cooper Lover
Hanwen by lOvEgEnErAtIoN92 December 12, 2004
Hanwen
Great person.
Teases fat people.
Hates his water bottle.
Is transgender.
Looks cool.
Picks his nose in public.
Gassy.
Mean to friends.
Is usually a otaku.
One hundred percent accurate definition.
Teases fat people.
Hates his water bottle.
Is transgender.
Looks cool.
Picks his nose in public.
Gassy.
Mean to friends.
Is usually a otaku.
One hundred percent accurate definition.
I met a Hanwen the other day.
Same.
Did you like him?
No, he was like my friend Hanwen.
Wow, you know 2 Hanwens? I feel bad.
Same.
Did you like him?
No, he was like my friend Hanwen.
Wow, you know 2 Hanwens? I feel bad.
Hanwen by D4m0n Ch10u M1ll3r June 5, 2018
Dinah Jane Hansen
Dinah Jane Hansen is the tallest, youngest, and arguably the most hilariously discombobulated member of Fifth Harmony. This dawg is best known for her incredible vocal range, which includes high notes that can make pepecas burst in a matter of seconds, and for her manner of speaking in a language called Dinese, which is part-Tongan/part-English/part-made-up-hashtags. Pero like Dinah is always tweeting and she can do it hella fast because of her huge poly fingers, which are rumored to be about 5 times the length of Ally's. Dinah Jane draws her support not only from her other four sistahs in the singing group, but also from her small family of 1432 close relatives. Whether she's falling asleep in a random place, getting left in a van, hacking people's twitter accounts, or just getting lost, Dinah does everything with her own flavor of poly swag.
Who was that girl from LYLAS who started crying and then no one knew how to comfort her?
That was Dinah Jane Hansen, the most #vela girl ever!
Don't mess with Dinah Jane or she'll give you a poly beat down!
That was Dinah Jane Hansen, the most #vela girl ever!
Don't mess with Dinah Jane or she'll give you a poly beat down!
Dinah Jane Hansen by @FifthHarmonyyyy April 17, 2013
Zach Hansen
It all started in 1993 Zachary Hansen was born. He was born to a conservative family of buyers and sellers . Zach's family had been buying and selling for generations so it only seemed fit that he would grow up to take on his ancestors path . fast forward 10 years he began buying and selling anything he could around school to help make sure that everything they owned was paid off. evebtually around the eighth grade he saw no reason to stay in school as it wasnt helping his bartering skills nor his business skills, Because come on how are you going to pay everything off while being in school for 8 FULL hours a day . He ran into a rough couple of years when he lost interest in buying and selling so that lead him to apply at a local supermarket none other than walmart it's self . He waited and waited until he finally came to the realization that they were not going to call him back this infuriated Zach Hansen. He vowed to take revenge by showing walmart and anyone who had a shitty walmart job that he didnt need them and he could do this on his own. It was a very rough start for Zach Hansen but he pushed through and continued his days of buying and selling until he was finally able to pay off a house , truck, and a car Zach is a living testament that if you work your ass off and buy and sell shit , YOU too can have everything paid off including a honda shadow .
Zach Hansen : Good thing I couldn't give a fuck less about some keyboard warriors think.
I buy and sell shit every day. I own a house. A truck. A car.
All payed off.
So when you get completely low balled after 1000 times. Yeah.
Fuck all of you and you walmart jobs
I buy and sell shit every day. I own a house. A truck. A car.
All payed off.
So when you get completely low balled after 1000 times. Yeah.
Fuck all of you and you walmart jobs
Zach Hansen by DannyKuro April 10, 2021
Camp Hansen
The shittiest base to live on. No commissary, the chow hall blows, the gym is always too full. The PX is too damn small. Home to the stupid ass 9th ESB. The chick to dick ratio in Camp Hansen is about 1:100. The only form of entertainment is Kin Town, in which you can get fucked up, or just get fucked. Most Marines choose to EAS after their first 4 years after staying at this god forsaken camp.
Marine 1: Dude Camp Foster is Amazing, i love being in Okinawa.
Marine 2: Fuck you man i'm stuck on Camp Hansen, the most fun i had was getting my dick tugged at Golden Safari and throwing up in Rock America.
Marine 2: Fuck you man i'm stuck on Camp Hansen, the most fun i had was getting my dick tugged at Golden Safari and throwing up in Rock America.
Camp Hansen by killermccoy April 5, 2012
evan hansen
A Teen with social anxiety disorder who made up lies about his friendship with a teen named Connor Murphy,Who is dead. And pretty much fucked up his life.
And his mom gets pissed off too.
And his mom gets pissed off too.
“DEAR EVAN HANSEN,TODAY IS NOT GOIMG TO BE A GOOD DAY,OR A GOOD WEEK,OR A GOOD YEAR BECAUSE,WHY WOULD IT BE?”
evan hansen by gabs.elaine October 12, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026