hanky pank

Not a jocks game:
A type of sport for the less athletic competorters. A bunch of your pals get in a circle and bounce a paper ball up and down, whoever lets it drop is drowned with insults.

Tom: "Hey, lets have a game of hanky pank
Gav: "No way you're a fag"

by Thomas Machell September 11, 2005

Hanky Pank

When you and your bro tag team a married couple and make them scream louder than they make each other scream. Typically culminates in large amounts of sperm covering the married couple who are left quaking on the bed.

Example 1:

“Dude…fist bump…we just hanky panked the shit out of that couple”
“I know, they’ll be cleaning up those loads for a week. Wanna grab some grub? I could go ice cream from the rite aid”

Example 2:
“Dude this couple wants us to hanky pank them tonight, but I’m kind of in the mood for a blow job”
“It’s cool man, it still counts if you cum their faces instead.”

by doctordual639 June 22, 2021

hanky panky bullshit

A term used by parents to describe naughty business, on preferably a couch.

"You and that girl arent doing any of that hanky panky bullshit down there while that door is closed. you hear me son?"

by Brian P Wang June 28, 2006

hanky panky

Anything which can happen between a couple. There is no set definition as to what it may be, but it can be said that it is something that someone who is not part of the couple would not want to be around when it is occurring.

Hey you two! Remember: no hanky panky in the backseat!

by Tomothy November 29, 2004

hanky panky time

v, the act of light hearted sex often repeated more than once at a time usually ends with giggles and satisfaction.

i totally just heard somebody having hanky panky time down the hall.

by mr. hanky panky February 4, 2010

hanky-panky

verb. could mean anything that happens between a couple like holding hands, kissing, sex, etc.

"There goes Austin and Alana... off to do some hanky-panky..."

by Siege August 7, 2003

hanky panky

Discreet or surreptitious romantic or sexual activity. See hankey pankey for origins.

There was hanky panky going on under the table during our meeting.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004