hang lows

The greatest musical act since Weird Al.

Its members have all been arrested for sex crimes.
They probably had sex with your moms...

In fact they are probably your dad!
If you look up fucking awesome in the dictionary, well the Hang Lows wont be there but its a good way to kill some time.

or you could visit. www.myspace.com/thehanglows

the hang lows will rock your balls right off.

hang lows by joe mammamamma February 3, 2010

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Hang lows

Breasts that hang as low as your belly button.

You would need two pairs of push up bras to save this lady from her hang lows.

Hang lows by BostonAlan August 3, 2017

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Related Words

hang • hang out • Hang 10 • hang low • Hang-nail • Hang and Bang • hang out with your wang out • Hang-tight • hang loose • hang up

Hang-Lows

Big Huge nuts that hang so low the scrape the ground

"Ryans a little bitch, go kick him in the Hang-Lows"

"Suck on these Hang-Lows Beatch!!!"

Hang-Lows by conch May 24, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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