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handydextrous

The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.
Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.

Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
handydextrous by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022
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Handidexterous 

Being able to give a hand job with either hand
Lucy could give a hand job with either hand: she was handidexterous
Handidexterous by Slywhiteguy October 24, 2015

Randydextrous 

The ability to 'Spank the monkey' using either hand thus achieving a high state of pleasure.

To masterbate with either hand.
1) "Man I'm so flusterbasted that I'm going to go at it hammer and tong in a randydextrous style."

2) "Dave's just gone into the allnight service station and bought a stack load of Playboys. He'll be checking out his randydextrous skills later when one hand goes numb".

"Yeah, and he'll be 'turning Japanese!'"

3) "I hear Pete's Randy Dextrous. Not only does he constantly carry out the 'Five Knuckle Shuffle' but more often than not swops and ends up with a 'Ten Knuckle shuffle' combination move"

Handidextrous 

Able to use the right and left hands equally well to masturbate.
He became handidextrous after carpal tunnel surgery because he was forced to pleasure himself with his non dominant hand.
Handidextrous by Witty Whit June 6, 2024
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