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handydextrous

The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.
Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.

Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
handydextrous by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022
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Handidexterous 

Being able to give a hand job with either hand
Lucy could give a hand job with either hand: she was handidexterous
Handidexterous by Slywhiteguy October 24, 2015

Randydextrous 

The ability to 'Spank the monkey' using either hand thus achieving a high state of pleasure.

To masterbate with either hand.
1) "Man I'm so flusterbasted that I'm going to go at it hammer and tong in a randydextrous style."

2) "Dave's just gone into the allnight service station and bought a stack load of Playboys. He'll be checking out his randydextrous skills later when one hand goes numb".

"Yeah, and he'll be 'turning Japanese!'"

3) "I hear Pete's Randy Dextrous. Not only does he constantly carry out the 'Five Knuckle Shuffle' but more often than not swops and ends up with a 'Ten Knuckle shuffle' combination move"

Handidextrous 

Able to use the right and left hands equally well to masturbate.
He became handidextrous after carpal tunnel surgery because he was forced to pleasure himself with his non dominant hand.
Handidextrous by Witty Whit June 6, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026