handipoop

Taking a poop in the handicapped stall.

"Erika just handipooped."

"Adam, just take a handipoop if there aren't any stalls open."

"My handipoop clogged the toilet."

Also see poop

by Large Pooper July 14, 2010

Handiproof

When something is designed specifically to make access difficult for people, normal or otherwise, thus making them appear handicap.

Can be used as a verb or adjective.

Person 1: Why is this CD case so hard to open!?
Person 2: Oh, they've handiproofed it to prevent theft.

by twotonnes December 18, 2011

Handiphone

A Charlieissocoollike commercial promoting a surgical procedure designed to make your hand into a phone. Permenantly.

Handiphone, Handiphone,
It's a hand but it's a phone
as well!

by Youaresocoollike June 30, 2009

Handipoon

1) A handicapped female confined to a wheelchair.

2) A handicapped female that is drunk and or passes out.

Nathan: See that girl in that wheelchair?

David: Yeah man, that's handipoon.

by Nick BG Brown January 2, 2009

Handspooge

1.A liquid that is produced by a males testies.

2.Semen, caused to leave body due to penis being jerked off my a hand.

Ducktape watched Kimmykakes and got Handspooge everywhere.

by Morgan G September 5, 2008

Handicop

a cop that is handicapped that can’t do shit

Person 1: Look at that cop over there! He is handicapped.

Person 2: He’s a handicop.

Person 1: Ohh because he’s handicapped and he’s a cop.

by fuck me joe April 18, 2020

handpooping

Handpooping is what happens when your repeated attempts at shitting under the table at your staff party's venue are foiled and you're forced to proceed with plan B.

Search "Nasty .. Toronto Woman Poops In Her Hand After Club Night And Tosses it like Nothing Happen" on YouTube.

Note: No bathrooms were harmed in the pinching of these loaves. #handpooping

by mookalina October 23, 2013