Hand Virgin 

When you haven't ever jacked off

Person #1: are you a hand virgin?

Person #2: no, I jack off every single night

Hand Virgin by AllAmericanHottie August 27, 2014

hand virgin 

Someone who has never spanked the monkey.

Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?

Man 2: What about him?

Man: He's a hand virgin!

hand virgin by WeirdEars March 2, 2009

West Virginia Hand Puppet 

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)

That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.

West Virginia Hand Puppet by zakundo August 14, 2009

Virginia Hand Jive

A Virginia Hand Jive is when you're receiving a handjob, but the person giving the handjobs' hand is turned 180 degrees, a backwards handjob.

Dude, I just got a Virginia Hand Jive!

Virginia Hand Jive by bombsblast December 2, 2010

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.

Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.

West Virginia Hand Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025