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hand virgin 

Someone who has never spanked the monkey.
Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?

Man 2: What about him?

Man: He's a hand virgin!
hand virgin by WeirdEars March 2, 2009

West Virginia Hand Puppet 

When you fuck a girl in the ass. Then she reaches into her own vagina, and strokes your dick with the skin in between her asshole and vagina. (Imagine what your fingers look like inside a hand puppet and you'll get it)
That hooker I butt pounded last night threw me off guard when she gave me my second WEST VIRGINIA HAND PUPPET ever.

Virginia Hand Jive

A Virginia Hand Jive is when you're receiving a handjob, but the person giving the handjobs' hand is turned 180 degrees, a backwards handjob.
Dude, I just got a Virginia Hand Jive!
Virginia Hand Jive by bombsblast December 2, 2010

West Virginia Hand Puppet

The sexual act of sticking your penis in the anus of a woman while sticking your fist in her vagina and stroking the penis with the fist.
Bro, Sally is real freaky, she let me give her a West Virginia Hand Puppet last night.
West Virginia Hand Puppet by OG Tom November 10, 2025
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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