hand bridge

The hand bridge is when you are TFing a chick and the Ts arent big enough to fully sandwich your D. So she positions her hands in such a way where she bridges the flesh gap, thus enabling you to have a synthetic TFing experience, and more importantly B an L on her F.

guest1: The high collar says "I'm a sophisticated lady," but the low cut screams "put it between the bags."

guest2: you think theyre big enough to TF? Looks like she might need to use the hand bridge.

hand bridge by NakedShort@dealbreaker August 18, 2009

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Handbridge

When a woman must use her hands to squeeze together her breasts while a man tittie fucks her. This is usually done because her breasts are not big enough to tittie fuck without using her hands for support.

"My secretary's tits are nice but she has to handbridge when I tit fuck her. I think I will fire her ass." -Angry MD at a BB

Handbridge by NakedShort August 18, 2009

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Hanbridge Syndrome

A terrible disease that causes male love interests in media to be comedically large
Symptoms may include: not fitting in frame, yaoi hands, been mistaken for a registered sex offender, Rapid vertical growth, being British and more

Person one: have you ever wondered how Andrew is so tall?
Person two: that’s because he has Hanbridge Syndrome

Hanbridge Syndrome by Lord_Alex12 February 18, 2023

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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