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hand bridge 

The hand bridge is when you are TFing a chick and the Ts arent big enough to fully sandwich your D. So she positions her hands in such a way where she bridges the flesh gap, thus enabling you to have a synthetic TFing experience, and more importantly B an L on her F.
guest1: The high collar says "I'm a sophisticated lady," but the low cut screams "put it between the bags."

guest2: you think theyre big enough to TF? Looks like she might need to use the hand bridge.
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Handbridge 

When a woman must use her hands to squeeze together her breasts while a man tittie fucks her. This is usually done because her breasts are not big enough to tittie fuck without using her hands for support.
"My secretary's tits are nice but she has to handbridge when I tit fuck her. I think I will fire her ass." -Angry MD at a BB
Handbridge by NakedShort August 18, 2009

Hanbridge Syndrome 

A terrible disease that causes male love interests in media to be comedically large
Symptoms may include: not fitting in frame, yaoi hands, been mistaken for a registered sex offender, Rapid vertical growth, being British and more
Person one: have you ever wondered how Andrew is so tall?
Person two: that’s because he has Hanbridge Syndrome
Hanbridge Syndrome by Lord_Alex12 February 18, 2023
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026