hamzebra 

a mix between a zebra and a hampster, usuually small and fuzzy and stiped, and eats tatertots that are super hot. and doesn't drink water, oh and doesn't exist, yet, you wanna make one?

person 1)dude. my dick feels like a hamzebra.
Person 2) AWESOME, can i feel?
Person 1) heck yes dood.

person 1) i just saw a hamzebra
Person 2) really
Person 1) no dumb ass they dont exist. (yet)

hamzebra by Izzy Hernandez December 4, 2007

Ham-Zebra 

An animal which has qualities of both the zebra and the hamster; Bodies may vary animal to animal.

That Ham-Zebra had zebra legs, A hamster head, And a Zebra penis.

Ham-Zebra by Death Fetish 13007 December 16, 2007