Hamster Cage

When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.

(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)

Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.

Hamster Cage by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009

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Hamster Cage

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

Hamster Cage by AnB34 July 25, 2024

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Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

Hamster cage water by Lanceroni June 5, 2018

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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

Clean the Hamster Cage by anonymous March 26, 2022

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Hampster Cage

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

Hampster Cage by clgdswr August 28, 2009

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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