Hamster Cage

When in bed with a girl, fart under the covers and hold her under. Then make her give you a blowjob if she wants to get out.

(This is like a hamster cage because hamster cages smell terrible and her blowing you is like the hamster sucking on the water spout in the cage)

Last night my girl was being a hoe, so i made her give me a hamster cage.

Hamster Cage by Zz GOOSE zZ May 25, 2009

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Hamster Cage

Woman's vagina.

I want to put my head in your hamster cage.

Hamster Cage by AnB34 July 25, 2024

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Hamster cage water

What sane people use to describe the devils drink..... Tequila.

John: "Dude! You wanna shot of cuervo?"
Lance: "I'm not drinking that hamster cage water."

Hamster cage water by Lanceroni June 5, 2018

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Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

Clean the Hamster Cage by anonymous March 26, 2022

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Hampster Cage

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

Hampster Cage by clgdswr August 28, 2009

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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