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Silly little dude on a love quest
Did you hear about Hammiches' new post about looking for a partner? It was pretty funny.
Hammiches by PJ_digi May 26, 2022
Silly little person on a love quest
Did you see Hammiches' new post about her having no partners? They're pretty cool ngl, hell if he was my friend that would be cool I think
Hammiches by PJ_digi May 26, 2022
dude 1:"do you follow hammichesisback on tiktok?"

dude 2:"who?"

dude 1 continues to stab dude 2 then rip out his tounge
hammiches by truefeman June 8, 2022
Hammiches or so called blindingstars is the most hot man in the whole universe, he is a state of decay and days gone fanatic, he also has a dumbass discord server that makes jackbox games and a tiktok where he posts top quality funny videos, which is totally worth following.
random: hi hammiches do you like state of decay?

Hammiches: let's be mutuals.
hammiches by Voidexu May 26, 2022
A nieche micro-celebitry on tiktok that posts very frequently videos about his interests such as video games and music (specifically tally hall)
“Yo, Hammiches is live on tiktok
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Hammiches by kjiwi May 27, 2022

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013