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Hammercock

Word that defines a mountain of a man who is endowed with a giant penis having considerable mass.
When That guy enters the room swinging his giant Hammercock, there will be no women left for the rest of us.
by StinkySteve April 29, 2014
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Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.
"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"
by Gogogosan September 4, 2009
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hammercocking

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.
I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.
by Adie88 September 29, 2018
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Hammerfucked

Kitchen term Meaning burnt, Overcooked , or ruined beyond saving....
-Blown out Risotto or over cooked pasta= hammerfucked
-“Hey, how do my croutons look?” *charcoal* “hammerfucked!”
-“Did you see that steak?” “Yeah... hammerfucked” “what was the temp supposed to be?” “Rare” * definitely med-well
Spanish translation- Chinga de Martillo
by DeCHEFticon420 June 5, 2020
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Hammerchucks

Feet
boot stomping or beat down of your life with feet.
Don't mess with me or you are getting Hammerchucks.

That kid got Hammerchucked.
by Ho-Chunk Tega June 17, 2013
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hammerfuck

To fuck someone or something with great intensity and ferocity.
Wow its a beautiful Spring day. I think I should find a ripe little Asian pussy and hammerfuck the shaved wet slit into next week.
by DankDonk May 17, 2006
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Hammerfucked

Word used to described being hit by a gravity hammer and dying instantly in Halo 3. Word invented by Flawless Wicked and Knockuout21 in a 2v2 game on the second day after halo 3 released.
*died by gravity hammer* Enemy: dude, he got hammerfucked!
by Flawless Wicked October 22, 2007
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