hamfart

For those of you from the Pittsburgh area, you have all definitely experienced the hamfart. The hamfart is brewed from what is called ham barbecue a dish native to Pittsburgh which includes chipped ham brewed in catsup and beer in the crock pot for a day...mmm delicious. The fart is the aftermath of this picnic delight and deserves its own name because it is the second time that the lunch meat is cooked and comes out smelling just as it does in the pot. Most Pittsburghers can imagine their mothers creating the hammy during the day and good news, the experience is not over once you ingest!

Megan, you made a hamfart, I can tell that you had a picnic today. Your mother uses the same beer and catsup as my mother!!

by Fruitcake Gracie Ellen March 4, 2008

HAMPARTE

If one or several objects manufactured in series, which are found for sale in the common market and are being presented as art pieces, these are Hamparte.
If the piece consists in the selection of an object (objet trouvé, found art or ready-made), which is magically made up into a piece of art, just because of the fact of being located in an exhibitions place of any kind, then it is Hamparte.
If talent is not required to make a piece as the shown one, if it is full of common places and trite ideas, it is Hamparte.
If the only value held by the piece is fundamentally sustained by a conscientious theoretical/philosophical/ political text, which finds no real reflection on the piece, then it is Hamparte.
The unrealistic and magical attributions of nonexistent values to objects that are being commercialized in the art market with an exorbitant price, it is Hamparte.
An artist never acquires the right of being one. The artist must demonstrate it permanently. Even though the artist has made great art pieces, it doesn’t mean everything this person does is art. Hamparte can be done consciously or unconsciously. If it is done unconsciously then this would be made by a pure Hampartist. If it is done to make evident or denounce what is happening in the market and art world, or just by the pleasure of doing it, then it would be done by a realistic Hampartist. All the pieces which are made under these terms would be Hamparte.
Fundamentally, the art of having no talent is Hamparte.

Damien Hirst makes Hamparte.
Yoko Ono is the Queen of Hamparte
Daniel Buren works are Hamparte pieces.
Wilfredo Prieto's pieces are Hamparte.

by Emarts June 15, 2018

hamparts

Cognate with hampacket (qv), but can refer to either male or female genitalia.

"Rock out with your cock out!"

"Actually I would rather wave my hamparts from the ramparts."

by Hitmouse December 12, 2009

ham fart

the smell of a nice, satisfying ass belch after a hearty helping of hammy barbeque.

i just farted and it smelled like ham barbecue. I felt like I was in the kitchen and mum had it cooking in the pot...except this one came cooked out of my bung hole. the essence of ham fart.

by mmp202 March 4, 2008

hamartophilia

Love of committing sinful acts

by Jon May 22, 2003

Hamfatter

A word to describe a females outer labia, or beef curtains. That are oversized and look like a chainsaw has come into contact with them.

Jake: Hey bitch, how was that chick last night?
Jimmy: Oh you mean Russell, man she only went and had a Hamfatter.
Jake: What you mean a disgustingly oversized outer labia?
Jimmy: Indeed.

by Elijah McCoy November 2, 2008

Hamartian

Of or relating to the fraternity HMB.

You wisdom is almost as high as the Hamartians

by Cake Hamartia January 16, 2003