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halo reach around 

Giving another a reach around while playing Halo Reach.
Gardner gave Sungho a battle-hardened Halo reach around.
halo reach around by kelpo May 7, 2010
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Halo reach around 

A halo reach around is where you give someone a reach around while choking them with a halo that way they orgasm super awesome,its like auto erotic asphyxiation minus the likelyhood of death.
If you want a halo reach around that'll be 50$.

Halo Reach Around 

To get a reach around while docking. See: Docking.
I totally got the best Halo Reach Around at the all nude gay club last night!

Halo Reach-around

Noun: When a girl attempts to give her boyfriend a handjob whilst he is distracted by Halo Reach.
Dude, my girlfriend totally screwed my K-D ratio with her Halo Reach-around last night
Halo Reach-around by Spartan Bomber October 25, 2010

Halo reach around.

When you reach around a police officer lover style to grab their service weapon.
I gave the sheriff the ol' halo reach around.
Halo reach around. by Kendigo June 2, 2023

halo: reacharound 

What millions of young adult men are playing right now.
Bro 1: Hey bro, Halo?
Bro 2: Halo: Reacharound Bro!
Bro 1: Hey Bro, can you give me a reacharound after we play Halo: reach?
halo: reacharound by J4meees September 14, 2010

Halo Reacharound 

The act of getting dissed for playing Halo Reach over doing any other things such as:
A) getting laid by your significant other
B) getting the hell out of the house
C) being a productive member of society
Girl 1- "Why are you so bitchy today?"
Girl 2 - "I'm so pissed at him right now, I was dropping hints to him to come up and give me an Alaskan Pipeline, and he gave me a Halo Reacharound playing that damn game last night".
Halo Reacharound by Eliteman76 September 24, 2010
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