half houser 

When the head of an uncircumcised penis begins to peek out from behind its veil of foreskin.

Judy: WHOA WHAT IS THAT NOISE?
Paul: It is my half houser, throbbing halfway beneath its mighty shield of foreskin and the penetrable area of thou vagin.

half houser by Clitty Clout June 13, 2013

Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.

I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.

Half a House by A Single Dude March 4, 2011

half way house 

Technique to combat impotence (aka brewers droop)

If your just about to slip your soldier up a tasty hoe but cant quite get hard, fold your dick in half, The crease will trap what blood is in there and it will be stiff enough to push up.

You wont hit the back, but she'll think shes playing with a wideboy!

After a few minutes your bodies natural hormone levels will rise enough so that you can get hard. Pull out, fold out and bust a lung!

Job done, disaster avoided.

Friend 1: Yo Nig, did you tap that lastnight?

Friend 2: Yeah man, but i had drank far too much, so i hit her with the half way house, whuppah!

Friend 1: you the man.

half way house by Dr Jones the Jew February 20, 2008